Watch this space!
I have come into some good news about the shipment of vape ingredients that I had to get in from down south:
They're here!
Soon, I will be selling some very important genetics (and upholstery!) projects on this site. I can't wait for you to see them!
"Tail"-k to you later! (Ha Ha!)

Hello everyone. I don't entirely know what the following results mean, but I feel compelled to report
them dilligently as a part of total transparency in electoral coverage. This kind of thing is something
you wouldn't get with other, lesser reporters, folks.

As a programming note, I wanted to say thank you to the wonderful Icons8 for our new "Favicon" logo! You can see
it for yourself by "book-mark"ing this site as your "favorite"!
I do not know how to do that yet.
In other news, Conro has unilaterally upended this mayoral race:

Thrilling stuff.

Here we are folks, finally what we've all been excitedly wating for: Elections!
That's right, it's election season in tinsletown, and the race is really heating up!

So far, the candidates are:

Good morning, friends! Glad to see this website is still kickin' around, Ha Ha! It is very nice to be able to finally flex my talents and show the world what I have to offer.

I am an upholsterer by trade, trained in the prestigious arts of poking felt with needles and filling cushions with pins!

I also like movie!

Soon, I will be able to show the world my true form, break free of the bonds of humanity, and exact my revenge on those that have wronged me. Until then, thanks for popping in and checking things out!

Late breaking news!

The results are in!